Sunday, December 28, 2014

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

I hate to watch an era end, especially one that has been so vital to my childhood.




I remember getting Strider and Legolas action figures for Christmas as a kid. I was in love with the Lord of the Rings trilogy. My family watches it every year on New Years. Like many it has become an important part of my families tradition and has partially added to my personal view on movies and opinions about them since I was very young. I, like many, expected great things to come from The Hobbit. I mean, come on, it's freaking Peter Jackson. The man who created Middle Earth. The overseer of my childhood favorite. At the first Hobbit film, I was disappointed by the lack of maturity. Their were jokes in these films (obvious ones at that), but I knew that Peter had to appeal to a younger audience in order to make this film work. At the second, I was bored by the lack of action and by the fact that character development was very limited. But, true fan I am, I walked into The Battle of Five Armies and took part in this the end of my era.


Picking up exactly where it left off, The Battle of Five Armies begins with the destruction of Lake Town by Smaug, who did not actually get desolated in the Desolation of Smaug (Spoiler!). Benedict Cumberbatch begins to throw flames upon unprepared Lake Town as the cowardly masters of the town flee with their gold. Bard, the boatman, saves the day completing the task his forefathers had started by shooting down the dragon with a deadly black arrow. His people rally behind him making him the new leader of Lake Town. In contrast, Thorin Oakenshield has fallen to the curse of gold, a curse which his family has known well. He grows sick with greed and evil creeps into his mind as he suspects his fellow dwarves of stealing his precious Arkenstone, the crowning jewel of the dwarf treasure. Bilbo has it though and is keeping it safe and hidden in order not to throw Thorin into even greater madness. Bard knows that his people need shelter and food so he leads them to the Lonely Mountain in hopes of collecting on the promise of riches that Thorin had sworn to give them earlier in the Desolation of Smaug. He is unwelcomed, however, by the dwarf king, who fortifies the mountains walls trapping himself and his thirteen friends in the mountain with the all desired gold of his ancestors.


Another has heard of the taking of the mountain as well. Enter Lee Pace. Thranduil, king of the Wood Elves, in interested in the diamonds which are kept in the treasure hoard of the dwarves. In hopes of attaining his diamonds, Thranduil makes an alliance with Bard to go to the mountain and get what they are owed. Thorin will have nothing of it. He refuses to give them a single coin. Thus the war has been waged. The Pale Orc (Azog) is still in hot pursuit of Thorin Oakenshield and the treasures of the mountain. He also brings his army to meet the mountain. So now you've got three forces- The Lake Town Citizens, The Wood Elves, and Azog's Army. Thorin will not go unprotected so he calls on his cousin of the Iron Hills to bring his forces to protect the Mountain. That's four. The final fifth army is a branch of Azog's troops which hail from an old forgotten Orc fortress. Their army is greater still, and their plan is to attack from the north and cut off the other armies. Death and ruin ensue and then-bam, it's over. Happy Hobbit goes home to live to be 111 and to have a party (with a ring safely tucked in his pocket).


Of the three, I believe this film is the best. There was plenty of plot in the beginning of the film mixed with more than enough action in the middle, and a sentimental ending for the criers in the house. There were several different leadership types that were highlighted throughout the film which helped show the value of being a humble leader among people. There was also a great 'lust not for gold' message throughout the film which showed the danger that greed can cause in a good man/character. Hey, there was even a love theme thrown in there "if it hurts, it's real". I'm not saying this movie was great; I was still disappointed, but I am claiming that if Middle Earth had to end on a note, this one was too badly out of tune.


Let's talk characters. Martin Freeman is by far the highlight of this trilogy. He is witty and heartfelt, strong and stubborn, but most of all he embodies a hobbit- down to earth and kind, but sometimes as fool hearty as the rest of us. Though he gets minimal screen time in this film, Bilbo is still the main hero of the movie. His scenes are poignant and important, and his emotions are real.  Of the heroes in this film, another is Bard, the boatman. I was not a fan of Bard in the beginning, but he quickly became a favorite of mine in this movie. He proved to be a man worth his salt by taking his rightful place as leader of the Lake Town brigade. Thorin is also another "good guy". In this film, however, I think he fell very short of his previous hobbit work. His greed was apparent and well done, but as a hero, he didn't last very long. There's no denying it, I cried when some of my favorites died. And they did die. That's what they do. But I felt that the death scenes in this film were not well extended as to show the grief that they would cause.


My sister and I constantly found scenes and lines in this movie that were repeated from previous Middle Earth movies. Lines such as "we haven't eaten in three stinking days" and such were brought up, I know this seems trivial, but to a crazed fan like myself, these things stick out. The final battle scene between Azog and Thorin is also reminiscent of another important battle scene in the Return of the king between a certain dark power and a blond headed maiden (wink wink). Maybe I've spent too much time watching these films, but I believe that this stuff is important.

Friday, December 26, 2014

Stream of the Week- Bewitched

How very charming those under a charm can be.




In hopes of living a normal life, Isabel moves to Hollywood. There's just one thing. She's a witch. Like a real, honest to goodness, spell casting, get your caldron witch. But she's trying to quit. Honest. Witch's honor. With a few spells here and there, Isabel is adjusting to life in the real world. Before she knows it, Isabel is in need of a job. Enter Jack. Jack is a washed up actor who is planning on redoing the popular TV show Bewitched. But, there's just one problem. He needs the perfect girl to play Samantha. After auditioning hundreds of girls, Jack runs into Isabel at a book store. She's perfect for the part. So, Jack convinces her to join his cast as Samantha. Swept off her feet by his charm, Isabel agrees and signs on to the project. Jack has a bit of an arrogance issue and has the entire show rewritten so that his character is the focus of the show and Isabel's character is barely on screen. Coupled with the fact that he is very rude to everyone around him, Isabel loses it. She tells Jack what's what without using her magic and quits the show in front of everyone because she won't put up with his attitude any longer. Jack is caught completely off guard by Isabel's outburst and finds himself strangely attracted to her passion and personality. He begs her to come back to the show. Isabel joins the cast again holding off on her magic. She and Jack fall completely in love with each other (it's a romantic comedy and you didn't see this coming? really?). To prove that she and Jack have something more than superficial to her father, Isabel tells Jack about her abilities. This catches Jack off guard. The idea of magic and Isabel's past creeps him out and he pushes her away. After this "breakup" neither seem to be doing well. Jack has strange dreams, and Isabel sits in bed eating cool whip while watching Jack's previous films. They both seem miserable without each other, but it isn't going to be easy for Jack to accept all of Isabel.



If you think I have a soft spot for romantic comedies.....you're right. I enjoyed this film. It had a light touch to it because the subject matter was a bit silly to start with. There's no weight to the love story which makes it an easy watch. I love all the interactions that Isabel has with her father, played by Michael Caine. They happen in the strangest ways and under the best circumstances. His story with another one of the cast members that Isabel works with is a bit underdeveloped, but playful. It's important to say that some films are just fluff, and there are some days where you just need a bit of fluff.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Capture of Culture- These Amazing Shadows

Films must be preserved. The good ones, the bad ones, and the ugly ones alike are all important touchstones to our past.



There are billions of films that have been made since the dawn of cinema in the late 1800s. Unfortunately, after many of these films were made, studios did not see the need to properly care for their film rolls because they had already made the money off of their products. The rolls of these important films were then stored in unfavorable circumstances permanently damaging the images. In 1989, congress officially created the National Film Registry in order to collect and preserve these films. Every year, 25 films are selected and added to the collection. These films can range from documentaries to drama, from political propaganda to musicals, and even some home videos. Each of these films must fit the criteria of being at least 10 years old and must be "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" in order to be inducted into the registry. A board then takes their suggestions that they receive from the public and from their own personal finds and debates over which 25 should be inducted. Films such as Jaws, The Birth of a Nation, and Breakfast at Tiffany's have been placed in the care of the Library of Congress based on the National Film Registry's votes. However, films such as Footloose, The Birds, and My Fair Lady have not yet been inducted.


It is important that documentaries like this exist so that we can learn about the history of our world and how we can help their causes. If you have a film you'd like to see be saved email-  dross@loc.gov with your suggestions.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Stream of the Week-The One I Love

I'm pretty sure this is what having your mind blown feels like.




Ethan and Sophie have been having a rough time in their marriage. They have been struggling with communication and their ability to have fun together, so their therapist sends them to a retreat in a cottage house. While there, they discover a guest house in which they find copies of themselves. In the guest house, Sophie meets her idealized version of her husband Ethan and Ethan meets the perfect version of Sophie. Ethan, untrusting and naturally inquisitive, starts to investigate the strange versions that they interact with. He tries to spy and to ask questions. Sophie on the other hand begins to fall in love with "Other Ethan". She spends more and more time in the guest house and keeps her time and experiences in the guest house from her Ethan. There is no explanation and no answer to what is going on at this retreat, nor does Sophie seem to want to know. If I tell you anymore, I will ruin it.


I am so impressed and confused and in love with this movie. It is witty, and it is thoughtful. The technique that went into some of the scenes that involve the other versions of themselves must have been fantastic because it appears seamless. Another important aspect of this film is how they differentiate between versions of themselves. Other Sophie pins her hair back and wears softer colored clothing while original Sophie is always in sweats. Other Ethan doesn't wear glasses and parts his hair differently. But, a viewer wouldn't recognize these differences if it weren't for the actors pointing them out directly in the script. Other than that, they look the same which makes the ending very difficult. But I'm not going to spoil it. I promised. Please go watch this film. It needs the love.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Capture of Culture- Burt's Buzz

"Burt is the bearded wonder."



In a simple house in Maine lives the man on the can of every Burt's bees product. His favorite thing in life is his golden retriever and he refuses to own a television. He is the quintessential hippie who wants to live off the land and eat organically. Burt learned how to bee keep as a young man and he started selling his honey products on the side of the road from the pickup bed of his truck. One day he met a woman with a plan who took his image and put it on their products. With this stroke of genius, the pair was able to start selling more and more of their products. They started with craft shows and built their way up to full factory in the Carolinas and a multimillion dollar corporation. Burt was bought out of the business by his partner until she sold to Clorox. It was at that point that Burt signed up to be the face of the company and go on tour promoting his all natural products. Now Burt goes to foreign countries and answers interview questions in the only way he knows how- simply.



I am constantly fascinated by the kinds of people there are in the world. I didn't know someone like Burt actually existed, but there are hundreds, if not thousands,  of people who prefer the company of their animals to humans and who have no electricity. It's a culture that never grew out of their simpler ways with the advancement of technology. Burt's Buzz shows all aspects of Burt's personality. They show the awkward pauses in speech when he doesn't understand the modern world; they show his strange interaction with other people because he doesn't know how to always communicate. Even without the added bonus of being a millionaire, Burt in an interesting subject to view. Like many of us find with any older person, his perspective on so many modern things is so very different from ours. Perhaps we would all really be better off with a simpler way of life.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Stream of the Week- Camp Takota

Sometimes on a Friday night, all you need is a little Drunk Kitchen mixed with Daily Grace.




Elise had her life figured out. She was getting married, and she had a great (stressful) job. Due to the magic of Facebook and a slip up at work, Elise is fired from her perfect job which forces her to come home early to find her perfect fiancé in bed with another woman. So not the best day in history. Elise flees to her apartment where she gets completely hammered and calls an old camp counselor who has been trying to recruit her to come back as a member of the camp staff for the summer. She signs up for the camp so that she can get away from all of her troubled and stressful "real life" issues for a few months and enjoy the peace and quiet that the woods and camp of her childhood would hold. Upon arrival in Camp Takota, Elise runs into her two best friends from camp days who now work on the staff, Alison and Max. The trio quickly set into a fun rhythm as they fall into old habits together. Slowly, but surely Elise lets the world she left behind melt as she replaces it with camp life. She meets Eli, the farmer from across the lake who helps her forget the nasty cheating Jeff that she left at home, and with a goal in mind she actually becomes a decent camp counselor. But the camp is in trouble. Technology and "live streaming" is planning to take over the old camp Through a team effort, the trio (and Eli) have to wrangle the camp together and get enough kids to sign up for the following year in order to pay the bills. On top of that, Elise gets a call from her old boss asking her to come back. It's all too confusing. Camp life is on the tipping point for Elise and it all comes down to a campfire. Gotta love camp drama.


Summer camp is the quintessential place to find summer romance in the cool farmer who lives across the all too convenient lake. It is also the place where young people go to find themselves in the movies. So if you're going to have a super crazy early to mid life crisis, camp is the place to go and figure it out. There is a certain ease created between Alison, Elise, and Max. Their acting, though not totally phenomenal, was strong much like their senses of humor making this watch overall enjoyable and entertaining. But it also hints at the importance of not being so attached to the plug in products. Ironic coming from a youtube star studded cast.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Capture of Culture- I Am Santa Claus

It's hard to watch Santa get drunk, but hey there are 364 other days in the year so I guess he's gotta do something.







Did you know that Santa has an agent? Yeah, me neither. In fact there is an entire market dedicated to buying and renting out a Santa for your local mall events. Santa can show up at your house on Christmas Eve. It's a wonderful world which we inhabit. I Am Santa Claus follows the lives of several real live Santas as they prepare to take on the holiday season. Preparations begin
at the start of the new year. Beards must be grown and conventions must be attended. Heck, they have to elect the President of the Santa Brotherhood! So much to do in so little time, no wonder they have hired help. The main aspect of being Santa is of course the Christmas Spirit, but as a wise elf once discovered it's a bit hard to pull it off. (Wouldn't want to smell like beef and cheese)Holly must be hung and a bowl full of jelly must be produced. Happiness and love for the children are essential character traits for these Santas to possess. But don't ask about their personal lives, because it's not nearly as pretty as the songs.






There are gay Santas, drunk Santas, and Santas who do questionable things the rest of the year. I Am Santa Claus highlights the rest of Santas year as he prepares for the red suit. The audience is dragged into the personal lives of 3 or 4 Santas as they are interviewed about common topics and address the duties of being Santa. Surprisingly enough, Santa has a day job. We meet an antiques dealing Santa, a fire sprinkler system designing Santa, and the ever unemployed Santa. Regardless of their paycheck or amount of holiday jobs, the Santas all agree that in order to be a Claus, they must have the Christmas Spirit. Happy Holidays.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Stream of the Week- Good Will Hunting

I struggle to stay awake in my Calc class, but there are some people who just see answers. It's too bad that we hardly ever give them the shot.



Will Hunting was a foster kid who had been in and out of jails and homes his entire life. He hung out with the "wrong" crowd and lived to never amount to more than his dead-end construction job. He had no plans for the future. But one night, Will was working as a janitor in the math and science building at MIT. He passed a chalkboard with a challenge problem on it and solved it with no difficulty. He had the professors in an uproar because no one knew who he was or how he did it. One professor decided to take him under his wing and attempt to learn from him. He wanted to get Will out of his crowd and into a business in which his skill could be useful. But, Will was too troublesome so they were forced to find him a therapist to help calm Will down. But after 5 different therapists, it didn't seem likely that anyone could handle Will. That was, of course, until Sean. With his sarcastic personality and no bs demeanor, Sean was able to converse with Will in a way which got him down to the deep parts of Will to help solve his issues. Will could do great things, but he doesn't think an expensive education and a fancy degree is any better than a steady job and common sense. There's no point in trying to get Will to change when he's got his mind set already.



The most important thing about this film, to me at least, is not the math or the story, but rather the underlying theme that education does not make you educated. There's a great bar scene where Will has a semi-debate with a Harvard kid in which he explains to he Harvard student that reciting from a book does not make you original. As a college student, that kid would believe anything in a book that was put in his hand by a professor, but when asked to have an original idea, he couldn't do it. Will had the upper hand because he didn't have to pay anything over the library late fees he owed to get that same information making him beholden to no one for his own opinions. Will would rather put his faith in the loyalty of the undesirables than the bank of an education. I respect that.

Capture of Culture- Mudbloods

I have never wanted to play a sport so badly in my life.



Quidditch. It's a thing. Not just a Harry Potter, slobber in your dreams kinda thing. It's a legitimate sport that has swept the college filled nation. With hundreds of teams from hundreds of schools, spanning over oceans and regions and college rivalries, Quidditch has officially taken over the college sports world. Founded at Middlebury College in 2005, Quidditch was an adaptation of the popular Hogwarts sport played by Harry Potter and friends in the ever popular J.K. Rowling books and Daniel Radcliff films. Since it's beginning, the game of Quidditch has expanded to now hold a World Cup every year in New York. Teams are popping up all over the place, including Finland. Mudbloods follows the tale of the UCLA team as they take the title of West Coast Champions and become a qualifying team at the World Cup.  Though Quidditch is referred to by some as the nerd sport, the team is intensely invested. They raise roughly ten thousand dollars just to enter the World Cup. They are the ultimate underdogs, but one game into the World Cup and they prove themselves to be tough competition. They even play the 5 time undefeated champions in what is later described as "just like the previous years' finals". There is nothing that takes down their spirit, and even when they're down and out over a loss they still love the game and live to play. There's something to be said about fandoms and their crossovers into the real world. They all find ways to communicate and illustrate the same ideas while still connecting in a non-threatening way.



The game is set up so that two teams face each other on teams of seven vs. seven. There is one other player/character who acts as the snitch. He has a tennis ball stuffed inside a sock and stuffed into his belt. He can run anywhere or do anything. As soon as the tennis ball is received from him, or stolen more like, the game is over and the team who gets it receives thirty points. The runners who go after the snitch are known as the seekers, Harry Potter. The other players are all designated by headbands. There are the chasers who take the volleyballs and try to throw them through the hoops. Each goal is worth ten points. Then there are the beaters who take red dodge balls and throw them at the opposing team to get their players out. And finally there are the keepers whose job is to protect the hoops. There are two of each player except for the seekers for each team. Oh and did I mention that they play this entire game while running with a broomstick between their legs? Yeah. It's intense. And Awesome, if I do say so myself. I almost wish I was athletic.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Stream of the Week- The 'Burbs

There are some days when I wish I had creepy neighbors.




Ray, Art, and Lt. Rumsfield have been neighbors for years. They have their off and on normal neighborly quarrels and patterns which they all adhere to. But, recently a new family has moved in next to Ray that has the whole block talking. They don't come out during the day, and they dig holes in the backyard at night. Their lawn has gone to waste and all the sudden there are these crows that start gathering in the neighborhood. At night, Ray hears strange noises coming from their basement and light being admitted from the bottom windows of their newly dilapidated house. They start with simple spying. Ray, Art, and Rumsfield camp out on their front yards and watch as the house lights up. Sometimes Ricky, the neighborhood teen hangs with them to get the scoop on his favorite spot in town, his street. One night they see one of the inhabitants take a large garbage bag to the curb and stuff it into the trash can with a large stick. They believe it is a body. Upon careful investigation, however, there is no body to be found. The team of three grow even more suspicious of their neighbors when they notice their one neighbor, elderly Walter, has gone missing. All of the sudden they start calling the new neighbors Satanists who sacrificed dear old Walter as part of a cult practice. The calm, level headed, wives of Rumsfield and Ray get together and force the men to stop their nonsense by visiting the new neighbors. They go into their home and attempt small talk with the newbies. But instead of convincing the men that the neighbors are innocent, the boys become even more determined to figure out where they are hiding the bodies.



As a suburbia dweller myself, I love a good old neighbor v. neighbor story. There also happens to be nothing that I love better than a Tom Hanks movie. So thank you Tom. This movie is just good fun and it makes me want to go out and find an adventure within my own town, though we don't have a beat up old house at the end of the lane. But as you know, any story where guys start acting like teens with crazy theories is bound to be entertaining.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Capture of Culture- Advanced Style

Age does not limit the ability to wear a hat.





After the success of a little New York blog, older women are becoming fashion icons. Their fashion is colorful, loud, and bright as it takes the New York City streets. Older women are making the sidewalks their runways, and people are beginning to notice. One photographer in particular, Ari Cohen, started photographing these older women. From the success of his blog, he compiled a book entitled Advanced Style that featured all his favorite grandma models. This book hit the shelves and became wildly popular. It made women of all ages, shapes, and sizes feel like they too could be fashion forward. With the success of the blog and book, the lovely ladies were becoming famous so they were booked for TV appearances, radio show interviews, and even modeling jobs. The documentary, Advanced Style, follows the lives of some of these aging beauties. Each of them youth and spry for their age, one by one we learn of their lives. Some of them were the first women in the fashion magazine industry, others were dancers on the stage. But all of them have in common the one factor that makes them unique- they each see clothing as their art.


I love a good fashion documentary, but it is true that the industry doesn't cater to the eccentric elders. These women create their own looks and find their own ways to express themselves. The industry would remain completely unchanged if it weren't for Ari and his blog. The popularity of his site brought the much needed attention to an undeveloped market in fashion. These women are changing the face of the fashion world as we know. You go girls!

Friday, November 21, 2014

Stream of the Week- Anastasia

Contrary to popular belief, Disney does not have the rights to every princess movie ever.


 
Anya grew up in an orphanage not remembering anything about her life before the age of eight. Every once in a while she gets fragments of her past, but never has she really known where she has come from. To find herself, Anya goes to St. Petersburg. While there, Anya runs into conman Dimitri whose latest scheme is to pass off a girl as the missing Dowager Empress's missing granddaughter, Anastasia Romanov. When Dimitri meets Anya for the first time, he realizes that she's perfect for the part. They start by teaching her the basic knowledge of Anastasia's past and family. But, along the way, old forces are stirred up in  the depths of Hell where Rasputin awaits to finish his revenge on the Romanov family. With one living family member in that of Anastasia, his curse cannot be completed. Between Rasputin's attempts on her life and the constant stream of information about the Romanov family, Anya starts to remember facts about her past which prove that she is indeed the missing Anastasia. In hopes of reuniting her with her family, Dimitri takes Anastasia to Paris to meet the Dowager Empress. While there the two must face off the family curse set by Rasputin and prove to the Empress that Anya is Anastasia.



Goodness knows that good animation is tricky. Films that looked awesome when I was a kid have become obsolete due to advancements in technology and animation production. However, Anastasia still looks and feels amazing. The story is more historical and requires a bit more prior knowledge to understand the full affect of the plot line. Anastasia's story is one that inspires people to do more research on the topic after seeing it, which is what a historical film should do. In conjunction with a historical background, Anastasia also has the one song that gets stuck in viewers heads maybe as much as "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid- "Once Upon a December." This song is haunting and is easily caught in any mind after watching. I mean, I'm humming it right now. 



Sunday, November 16, 2014

Capture of Culture- The September Issue

In the world of fashion, which I'll be honest I am very uneducated in, there is one name that strikes fear into the hearts of designers and one face that gets all the pictures at the catwalks. That person is Anna Wintour.



As editor of Vogue, Anna has brought her fashion magazine to the head of the game, and the crown jewel of her fashion crown is the September Issue. Each year it gets bigger and bigger with massive spreads of decadent fashions and themes. The clothing shines through each of the magazine's 640 glossy pages. However, the issue may look simple and cohesive, but a behind the scenes look at this issue shows how difficult it can be to get one's work represented properly in the magazine and to get the pages for each project. Under Anna Wintour are dozens of contributing editors who all do shoots for the September issue. One of the most talented of these editors is former Vogue Model, Grace Coddington. Her fashion spreads are visionary and full of new ideas, however, due to difference in taste, often Grace's work gets tossed out or played with so that Anna's vision can come through clearly. It's a bit of office politics really. When push comes to shove, however, the job gets done and the magazine will be better than the year before. Guaranteed.



The important thing to remember about fashion is that it is always changing. Perhaps that is why the tensions flare so high in the documentary because each contributor has a different vision of where the industry is going. New designers are coming up, actors and actresses are getting more famous, and the clothing is constantly in flux. Trends and spreads may change, but each month a new revolutionary collection of pictures and articles must be released.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Stream of the Week- You've Got Mail

Is there anything more charming then books, New York in Spring, and romantic comedies?




Shopgirl and NY152 chat almost daily over the internet sharing their thoughts, plans, fears, and simple chatter. Their true characters, however, are Kathleen Kelly and Joe Fox. Kathleen runs a small children's bookstore called The Shop Around the Corner. Joe is the son of the man behind Fox Books, the big box bookstore that is coming to Kathleen's corner of New York to take over. Kathleen and Joe hate each other in real life based on their situations. Joe is going to run poor Kathleen out of business. But instead of telling everyone else about her thoughts and fears of losing her business, Kathleen goes online and emails NY152. NY152 responds while he drinks his morning coffee and reads the business reports for Fox books addressed to none other than Joe Fox. Unaware of who the other is, both chatters fall in love, slightly at first only finding solace in each other's comforting words and then more deeply as those words turn affectionate. They plan to meet at a local coffee shop and get to know each other in person. Kathleen sits at her table with her book and flower in hand and Joe approaches. Only then does he realize that Shopgirl is Kathleen. This information gives NY152 to the upper hand. Now he can play Kathleen both in real life as Joe Fox and behind the screen name of NY152. Joe finds that there is something wonderfully sweet and insightful behind Kathleen's mock hatred for him and his business. Together the two form a strange friendship in real life that begins to blend their realities.



There is no way to give this film it's due justice in a paragraph; it is simply too sweet to put into words. I have always loved Tom Hanks, but gosh darn it rom-com Tom Hanks is the best. And don't even get me started on how lovely Meg Ryan is in this movie. The two of them are simply adorable with their witty, sarcastic banter. They often reference Pride and Prejudice (!!!!!) in this film as one of Kathleen's favorite books, but their story truly matches in many ways to the Austen classic- the two adversaries that are unconsciously attracted to each other, but must first battle with their humor to find that together they just perfectly balance each other out.


This is the kind of film that requires a cup of coco and a night at home alone to enjoy. That's the kind of things girls like me enjoy. Take note gents.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Capture of Culture- The Video Game Movie


I have never been the gaming type, but goodness knows I enjoy documentaries that catalogue the history of modern technology.
Video games have been a huge part of history and culture for decades, slowly surpassing the sales of movies and music in the entertainment market. Between montages of video game graphics, Video Games the Movie gives the complete history of video games. It begins with the origins of electronic games and it's undetermined birth. Game designers and company owners all get together to nostalgically recount their childhoods raised on games. Video games have affected the way that modern generations think and interact by creating new formats and spaces for arts to engage users and connect people. Video games now tell stories while involving a player to be part of the story. The industry has changed from being full of programmers to now requiring the talents of artist, writers, programmers, and marketing companies. Each game takes a village to raise. It would be easy to say that gaming is for geeks, or that it is a waste of time. "Gaming is too violent" and "It doesn't teach kids anything" are easy phrases to say, but as we are finding as a culture they are becoming harder to back up. With a flooded market and a cult like following, gaming has taken a seat on the board of directors for entertainment media.
 

The most important thing I learned from this documentary is more about the formatting of this film then the content. Though the information is important on the subject, I was more interested in the fact that it was set up like a grad paper. Here is what I am proving, and here is how I'm proving it. The transitions are the selections of gaming images between each new topic. the paragraphs are the different questions and aspects discussed. The sources? Well they are the people interviewed and the conclusion is the "feel good" ending statements made by all those involved. Documentaries all have purposes, and though this one is less focused in that regard, I think it does a fine job of telling a modern and exciting tale about the modernization of gaming entertainment.





Friday, November 7, 2014

Stream of the Week- Liberal Arts

Sometimes films don't even have plots or conflicts; they're just collection of interesting elements and characters spun into a commentary on life in general. That's what this movie is to me. It doesn't make sense, but it's a fun thing to be confused about.



Jesse Fisher is 35 and maybe more confused about his life than the 19 year old college students he gets to meet on this adventure. An old teacher calls him up to speak at his retirement dinner so Jesse gets to go back to his college town. While he is there Jesse runs into a student there who is full of life, energy, and promise named Zibby. She's fun and romantic and wildly imaginative so the two of them form a friendship perpetuated by the hand written letters they start to exchange and the classical music that they have a shared fascination for. The mutual attraction is too strong to be ignored so Jesse rolls back into town to spend some time with Zibby romantically. At first it seems  perfect, it's sweet and interesting, but there are quickly too many pressures on them to work out. Jesse finds he is at a very different age level than Zibby and it's more of an issue than he thought. Zibby also asks a lot of Jesse when she makes advances of a more serious nature that Jesse is unprepared to respond to. The two fall apart as those types of relationships tend to do which forces Jesse into a bit of a tailspin when he ends up spending the night with one of his former professors and finds that she no longer deserves the respect he gave her as a student. It's all very confusing for Jesse and for Zibby, so Jesse runs back to NYC to figure things out. It's about growing up and not having the answers. Just because he and Zibby didn't turn into a reality doesn't mean he didn't learn an infinite amount about himself.


The characters in this film are very real people. Jesse is the lost, but semi-successful middle aged guy going through an attraction to a younger female. Zibby is the excited youth full of promise. There are other students too, like Dean for example. Dean is the depressed, way too absorbed in physiological novels type.  He's prone to mental break downs, and he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions. Then of course there's my favorite character, Nat. Nat has a total of five minutes worth of screen time, but he is charmingly wonderful. He's the crazy existential college student who has these crazy metaphors for life who always appears as though he's phased out and high, but never really is. It also helps that he's played by the adorably crazy charmer Zac Efron. This movie is about people, and maybe that's why not everyone gets it, but in my mind there is nothing more realistic than people interacting with each other.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

The Red of Red

I recently watched Red and Red 2. I then proceeded to screen shot every single red object in the film. I know, I have a problem. Here they are collected and named-


Red 1


Airport Red

Chicago Red
 
China Town Red
 
Cool Haired Cooper Tried to Kill Me Red
 
Defense Contractor Red
 
Dirty Old Man Red
 
Eagle's Nest Red
 
Extra Credit Red
 
Guns Galore Red
 
I Just Broke into the CIA Red
 
I Know Where You Live Red
 
In the Car Red
 
I've Been Shot Red
 
Kansas City Red
 
LSD Induced Red
 
Merry Christmas CIA Red
 
Office Romance Red
 
Old Man Red
 
R.E.D Red
 
Russian Red
 
Trying to Fit in Red
 
VP (Very Presidential) Red
 
We Kidnapped the VP Red
 
We Took the Girl Red
 


Red 2
 
Can You Shoot Red
 
Everyone is Trying to Kill Us Red
 
Extra Credit Red
 
From Russia With Love Red
 
Han is Solo Red
 
Hopkins Got A Gun Red
 
Iran into Danger Red
 
Kremlin, No Problem Red
 
Le Frog Red
 
Life is Mundane Red
 
 
Nutty Professor Red
 
Opening Credits Red
 
Operation London Red
 
Paris When it Sizzles Red
 
The Bad Guys Red
 
The Yankees White Went Red Red
 
Transitions Red
 
We Have the Key Red
 
We're Getting the Band Back Together Red